January 2012
Bye, bye 2011. My advice for 2012? You might have...
December 2011
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
whyisyourdoorundermybucket:
if you cheat in a relationship you are disgusting and selfish thats it end of story case closed bring in the dancing lobsters
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me: im sad
everyone:
anyone whos not me: im sad
everyone: omg are you ok you can talk to me whenever you want youre beautiful ok i love you dont be sad
11 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekend
me: goes to movies with my mom
I've Always Wanted
viakatieee:
A story like Jack and Rose
A kiss like Spiderman and Mary Jane
A fight like Elizabeth and Darcy
A friendship like Ron and Hermione
A connection like Robbie and Julia
A dance like Troy and Gabriella
A strength like Edward and Bella
A secret like Romeo and Juliet
An end like Noah and Allie
Elementary School Kid: Can't wait to be in high school it's gotta be better than this.
High School Kid: Can't wait to be in university it's gotta be better than this.
University Kid: Can't wait to be in the real world it's gotta be better than this.
Working Adult: Can't wait to be retired it's gotta be better than this.
Retired Adult: Can't wait to be dead it's gotta be better than this.
8 reasons to date a British boy:
romione-alway-s:
1. His accent.
2. Having someone call you love.
3. His accent.
4. They dress better than American boys.
5. His accent.
6. They’re cuter than American boys.
7. His accent.
8. He’s from the land of Harry Potter.
